Thursday, April 23, 2009

Crank.

My post got deleted again! Ugh. So I'm kind of lazy to re-type everything that I wrote but I have nothing to do in this class anyway.. Might as well I suppose.

I watched Crank2 with my brother and Eunice last night. And personally, it wasn't that great of a movie. There was hilarious scenes here and there but overall, the movie was straight up nudity and violence. Which, I guess, makes sense why the movie is rated R. I don't want to write my whole summary again! >:( But there was this super ridic scene where Chev Chelios(Jason Statham) was at this horse race and he didn't have any source of energy to pump up his artificial heart. So he calls his friend and his friend tells him that he can use friction. Then Chev decides to have sex with his girlfriend in the middle of the racetrack. And I found out that those sex scenes are real. How awkward, having sex with a costar. Hm. Anyway, long story short, he finds his heart. His friend, who is supposedly a professional heart surgeon places his heart back. But his line thingy, you know, the thingy that tells you if a person dies and if it goes BEEEEP, that means they died? Yeah, that thing. So everyone thinks he's dead, when he's not. Which is pretty much like how the beginning of the movie started. Chev falls from over 100,000 feet in the air and HE SURVIVES. I know right? Whack. I wouldn't be surprised if they came out with a third movie. Bravo to the directors, bravo. Not.

Nonetheless, Jason Statham is freaking hot. :)
"What's up with girls liking all these old guys?" -James.

Jason Statham vs. Robert Downey Jr.
Dundundun!

This computer is hella laggy and I don't want my post to erase again so I'll upload pictures later. Bye!


♥Pantie.



P.S., I want to subscribe to Seventeen again, and Teen Vogue. Maybe Rolling Stones? Yum.

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